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  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 13:58 report
    right.

    i'm @ random's pad, drinking the terror that is vodka + redbull, and red messy has rocked it up.

    it's early days yet, but this could be very interesting.

    i will report back as and when i can, because at this point neither of the pricks have any idea i'm doing this.
    NEWS:
    random has just called rm a fuckwit.

    my god, it's on
  • ~spreckenstein~ wrote on 3 Jul '04, 14:40 report
    bahahaha

    sounds charming!!

    have mega fun. oh and come to coven you bastards! otherwise ill spike your redbull and vodka with horse tranquiliser!
  • dirty sanchez wrote on 3 Jul '04, 15:07 report
    Tell Red Messy thankyou for bringing the strings around.
    I wish I could join all you fucktards but I just woke up and are far too hungover! And I don't know where random lives!
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 15:11 report
    Fuck, I could go a redbull straight. No where near enough sleep over the last few days.
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 15:30 report
    right.

    scroon has been sent for a SECOND BOTTLE.

    RP & RM are conversing freely; it's all about different defintions of filth at this point.

    i am still covert some how, but it is definete that we are all quite pissed. There have been some pearls, and RM is rising to the occaison well, butfucked if i can quote anything; far too drunk at this stage.

    it's good though, i have fallen off my chair at the points where both ahve standing fights like the pair of dreadful cunts they are. already there have been serious disagreements, but that really is all i can get out; but fuck me rugged this is damn funny
  • lisa wrote on 3 Jul '04, 15:45 report
    I wish I could visit.. I would bring cavies!
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:06 report
    my god.

    well, i've been sprung, but everyone is far too drunk to give a flying fuck. extreme hate to various dwarfers is being expressed - big venting now that the queers iin question have 'broken the ice' - in fact I can't get a word in.

    you should be hearing this, but frankylu, you actually are not worthy. it's very very good, and has become far worse sincen they have bcome 'aware'

    they are actually wanting me quote , but it's so not'worksafe'


    oh, and get fucked the lot of you. the stooges are playing and i am truly reminded how PALTRY your muisc taste is, you viurlent scum
    ..
  • newnorb wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:14 report
    Am I likely to incur you're wrath by moving this ever so informative thread to Dwarf Tossing Andrew?
  • fallon wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:19 report
    Wait till he's had a couple more first. It'll be funnier if he's too drunk to find the thread.
  • lisa wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:22 report
    You might think that because you're drunk you can be funny but I know your sort... I've seen them.

    seen them on the busses!!!
  • fallon wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:28 report
    Does the plural of bus really have a double s?

    I've always spelt it buses, but it doesn't look right. I like your way better lisa, whether its wrong or not.
  • lisa wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:30 report
    I dunno, ask jez
  • stuporman wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:33 report
    Does the plural of bus really have a double s?

    I've always spelt it buses, but it doesn't look right. I like your way better lisa, whether its wrong or not.
    Buses is plural of bus, busses is plural of buss.

    But given Andrew's disintegrating typing capabilities, here is not the right place to correct spelling.
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:34 report
    Am I likely to incur you're wrath by moving this ever so informative thread to Dwarf Tossing Andrew? I am a fuckwit
  • lisa wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:39 report
    Feeling mad now?

    A little sinister?

    does it come naturally?
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:40 report

    suck me baby
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:42 report
    Get out and live a little Andrew. Why restrict yourself to just one thread? Hell, get RM and RP (RPM...hoho) on and let them work their magic online.
  • dork wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:42 report
    i'm going to iceland

    anyone wanna come with me?

    well you can't, because you are all totally fucked. yes, that means you.
  • fallon wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:44 report
    The Toy Dolls cover of Living La Vida Loca is funny.
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:45 report
    roght thid seriously out of controlllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    there is a whole lot of BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
      and youre all scum..

      and the othr scunt s heva HIALCJED
    | but it not worksafe you CUNTS
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:47 report
    Iceland? Iceland? Fuck Iceland. We don't need no stinkin' Iceland!

    Sounds like a paedophile slushy vendor.
  • jezzaboogie wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:48 report
    This reminds of that dude who killed himself with tablets while people on a forum egged him on.

    Time for a third bottle?
  • fallon wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:48 report
    Slushy vendors come in the non-ped variety?
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:49 report
    It wasn't a forum, it was an IRC room. Reckon Andrew's past the point of being able to figure out how to join one?
  • fallon wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:50 report
    Hey whatever happened to the naked dwarf IRC channel? Do people still use it?

    This would be so much funnier in real time.
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:52 report
    Nah it died a long time ago. Doesn't take much to resurrect it though. Would have been good if it had got more use.
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:52 report
    i so like BUDD they aare big and fat and groovy
    ny god we arfe so drunk that music diecius are war zones; but we all like haaard rrawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk, and th ebst moment was THE STOOGES and u areall useless FUKEN raioheadfabns

    aaaaaaand cuts
  • lisa wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:52 report
    I've seeen you.

    seen you on the bussses!
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:53 report
    Drinking brandy from a milk carton.
  • dork wrote on 3 Jul '04, 16:58 report
    Iceland? Iceland? Fuck Iceland. We don't need no stinkin' Iceland!

    Sounds like a paedophile slushy vendor.

    hey man fuck youuuuuu. snow, cute girls, geothermal pools, is there any better fucking place?

    i am going to live in a hut in iceland and make clothes out of dead animals. what furry animals do they have in iceland?
  • stuporman wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:00 report
    what furry animals do they have in iceland?
    Rats.

    The odd flummox, but mainly rats.
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:01 report
    Mmm, cute snow bunnies and thermal springs. Rub me in whale fat and wrap me in fur.
  • circus girl wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:05 report
    currently on my fifth bottle of Steinlager, listening to Wild, Wild West.
  • dork wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:10 report
    Mmm, cute snow bunnies and thermal springs. Rub me in whale fat and wrap me in fur.

    see! who wouldn't want to live there.

    fuck yas. i'm getting on a bus and never coming back. who wants my shit?
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:13 report
    Pass. I'll have your stuff though. Got anything good?
  • dork wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:15 report
    i got a polaroid camera, one very nice record player and a small tub of vicks vaporub.
  • dane hunnerup wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:15 report
    I'm sure these guys can use your shit dork




    I'm drinking CC and dry. $24 at the Maquarie St bottlo'
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:15 report
    you are all abject queers

    repot: thi is really out ofhand random is weell piss3d, RM is there and we actually listening to BUDD


    in other words, it is heavy
    but the rewqard is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm anmd random: they are getting on; an dhtey are dreadful queens


    but it islso as beautiful as the sunrise

    belivw: it is pure
  • sekt wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:16 report
    I'll take the first two, but I bought a new tub of vicks a day or two ago so I'm good on that count. Damn, vicks is the shit.

    If you're feeling all stuffy and sick, there's nothing better than rubbing vicks all over your chest and sucking on an anticol. It's like a fire inside, but a really cold one.
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:18 report
    Mmm, cute snow bunnies and thermal springs. Rub me in whale fat and wrap me in fur.

    see! who wouldn't want to live there.

    fuck yas. i'm getting on a bus and never coming back. who wants my shit?

    i have no desire for your shit.
  • dork wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:19 report
    ok well when i am about to head on that air bus and run away i'll let you know.

    agreed that vicks rocks. a lot.
  • dork wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:20 report
    Mmm, cute snow bunnies and thermal springs. Rub me in whale fat and wrap me in fur.

    see! who wouldn't want to live there.

    fuck yas. i'm getting on a bus and never coming back. who wants my shit?

    i have no desire for your shit.

    oh andrew, i know all about your little fetish. admit it...you'd like nothing better than the contents of my bowel.

    going cheap..one naked picture of andrew harper!
  • dane hunnerup wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:22 report
    I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank the gods for providing me with a laptop that heals itself.


    It's been carted everywhere. Got sand kicked all over it a a bush doof. Stopped working numerous times, screen went black for a week. Had a glass of wine spilt into the back of it.

    And it fixes itself and keeps going like a soldier.


    Thanks dudes.
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:28 report
    Iceland? Iceland? Fuck Iceland. We don't need no stinkin' Iceland!

    Sounds like a paedophile slushy vendor.

    hey man fuck youuuuuu. snow, cute girls, geothermal pools, is there any better fucking place?

    i am going to live in a hut in iceland and make clothes out of dead animals. what furry animals do they have in iceland?
  • dane hunnerup wrote on 3 Jul '04, 17:29 report
    How do we get to the party you're at Harper?
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 18:11 report
    please come now, I beg you
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 18:33 report
    jesus fuck 2 much vodkaa
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 18:33 report
    jesus fuck 2 much vodkaa
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 18:45 report
    oh christ, the pricks posted as me.

    edited.
  • andrew wrote on 3 Jul '04, 19:07 report
    and again
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