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  • anus wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:04 report
    Finally!
  • sara fisher wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:10 report
    my little finger is numb.
    why?
  • sara fisher wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:11 report
    this is really what we have all been searching for. somewhere for things.
  • harto wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:23 report
    I'm wearing a purple shirt! Or is it "mauve"?
  • harto wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:23 report
    There was a murder in my neighbourhood last night! eek
  • harto wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:26 report
    I'm eating a "chicken parma" sandwich! It's disgusting
  • harto wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:26 report
    wait - how much detail did you want exactly
  • dane hunnerup wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:37 report
    did the sandwich have cheese and mayo in it too?
  • sara fisher wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:39 report
    I just had something of an 'arm bath' at work.
    You see, I was very cold, and decided letting my hands sit under the hot water in the bathroom sink would be of benefit.

    This was nice.
    But I wanted more.
    So I rolled up the sleeves of my cardi to above elbow
    and submerged my arms under the steamy flow.
    !!!!!!
    I'm warmer now, thanks, but somewhat read and blotchy of the arms.
  • sara fisher wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:41 report
    oh no!!
    now I let my teabag 'seep' too long
    my tea stinks
  • lisa wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:47 report
    yes.

    I ended up having to poo in a plastic bag and put it in the wheelie bin.

    It's been collected now.
  • harto wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:56 report
    did the sandwich have cheese and mayo in it too?
    The sandwich contained a chicken schnitzel, cheese, tomatoes (some fresh and some semi-dried), and ham. Disgusting. No mayo
  • harto wrote on 31 Jul '09, 13:57 report
    yes.

    I ended up having to poo in a plastic bag and put it in the wheelie bin.

    It's been collected now.
    did you really? gosh
  • lisa wrote on 31 Jul '09, 14:14 report
    Yes lets forget about that now though.

    I'm trying to put together a Michael Jackson outfit for the little monkey because he really wants to moonwalk at the disco next weekend. It's pretty unlikely but I found three leather jackets in his size today at the op shop! Of course I didn't buy them (that'd be silly) but I am looking forward to taking him in there later so he can try them on.

    We also need a twiddly hair extension or two
  • jjd wrote on 31 Jul '09, 15:15 report
    Can the monkey moonwalk proper? or they way the rest of us do it?
    You need a good solid flat based shoe with no grip whatsoever to be able to moonwalk proper
  • superphlegm wrote on 31 Jul '09, 15:26 report
    Adobe premier pro is giving me the right royal shits.

    I know it's a good program and blah. But right now it hates me, and I hate it.
  • her wrote on 31 Jul '09, 17:31 report
    i can feel a lump in my jaw. i assume its a massive infection from having a tooth out and it just dosent hurt because im about to die.
  • lisa wrote on 31 Jul '09, 17:46 report
    Can the monkey moonwalk proper? or they way the rest of us do it?
     

    He does it like a monkey. A very fast and uniquely unusual monkey with ants in his pants and ideas in his head.

    But get this; we drove straight from the school to the op shop, all the way with me describing these little leather jackets and how great each one was, and when we get there they had all been sold!!! So, not to be defeated, we went to every op shop between the city and Glenorchy
    ..but there were no more little miniboy sized leather jackets.
  • dan cross v.3 wrote on 2 Aug '09, 16:36 report
  • chent wrote on 3 Aug '09, 10:21 report
    I'm wearing a purple shirt! Or is it "mauve"?

    I've come to the conclusion that the only way to know whether you're a metrosexual or a retrosexual is whether you know what 'mauve' is.

    I'd say you're a retrosexual by your quote.
  • harto wrote on 3 Aug '09, 10:32 report
    Perhaps I just have a comprehensive knowledge of shades of purple?


    I think the shirt in question might actually be 'lilac', anyway
  • chent wrote on 3 Aug '09, 10:44 report
    I think the shirt in question might actually be 'lilac', anyway

    You may pass...
  • harto wrote on 3 Aug '09, 10:50 report
    Perhaps I should be quiet now
  • dan cross v.3 wrote on 3 Aug '09, 19:25 report
    Dennis Hopper said:

    Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
  • the snide accomplice wrote on 3 Aug '09, 21:23 report
    i ate a whole pineapple.
  • her wrote on 4 Aug '09, 11:40 report
    poor your guts.

    today i thought all the washing had blown off the line. it hadnt, someone put it away.
  • dork wrote on 4 Aug '09, 13:00 report
    is this not just "things of no consequence" thread?
  • harto wrote on 4 Aug '09, 13:37 report
    it seems to me that it's things from today that are of some or little consequence, but are neither good nor fucked. It's nice to have all bases covered, no?
  • chent wrote on 4 Aug '09, 13:38 report
    harto
  • harto wrote on 4 Aug '09, 13:54 report
    uh, yes, "CHEnt"?
  • vermin wrote on 4 Aug '09, 14:16 report
    Dennis Hopper said:

    Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

    That's Truckdriver's favourite bit too.

    Thing: 10 stainless steel 1/4" nuts and 10 washers to fix my bbq.
  • chent wrote on 4 Aug '09, 17:15 report
    uh, yes, "CHEnt"?

    it was a linking of two posts...

    it seems to me that it's things from today that are of some or little consequence, but are neither good nor fucked. It's nice to have all bases covered, no?

    harto

    I should've put an "eg." in front of "harto". Nevermind... carry on.
  • dan cross v.3 wrote on 4 Aug '09, 19:47 report
    I bought a plunger for work. No more shitty instant.
  • lisa wrote on 4 Aug '09, 22:13 report
    Hey, as far as 'things' go, what is sadder; drinking goon for hours on your own in your living room at 9.30am or doing karaoke for hours on your own in your living room at 9.30am?
  • dr_funkenstein wrote on 4 Aug '09, 22:15 report
    The latter.
  • lisa wrote on 4 Aug '09, 22:20 report
    really?
  • lisa wrote on 4 Aug '09, 22:32 report
    Apparently, if you ring the mormons and ask them to send you a heap of men to do some manual work for you, they will. They just send the men out.

    Once, a couple of young mormons came to my door and they wanted to come in and do my housework. I told them I'd feel wierd about them doing that. Then one of them said "can we scrub your toilet?" and I said "no" and they said "are you sure?"

    How about that.
  • dr_funkenstein wrote on 4 Aug '09, 22:44 report
    really?
    Goon is your friend.
  • sleepycat wrote on 5 Aug '09, 23:35 report
    Once, a couple of young mormons came to my door and they wanted to come in and do my housework. I told them I'd feel wierd about them doing that.

    Sheesh; if they wanted to do ours they'd be more than bloody welcome to most of it - especially the washing up, which is almost as tedious as monotheism and about as hard for me to make the slightest sense of. Provided they agreed to get out as soon as I told them to, I'd even make them a cup of tea and promise not to put dope in it (not that I have any of course) or lead them astray into atheism or, worse still, masturbation.

    But there's no way I would ring them up and beg them to do it; they would have to volunteer.
  • lisa wrote on 6 Aug '09, 09:03 report
    Would you really promise them that you'd not lead them into masturbation?
  • andrew wrote on 7 Aug '09, 10:17 report
    i will have a shower in a bit. I have to do a speech later.
  • dan cross v.3 wrote on 8 Aug '09, 11:15 report
    Coles up the road now has a coffee machine. The girl asked me if it was mine and I got a free one.
  • dan cross v.3 wrote on 9 Aug '09, 13:15 report
  • her wrote on 9 Aug '09, 17:46 report
    so i ate chips until i felt ill so then i felt like oranges to make me feel better, so i went to the shop to get oranges and i got a whole bag of oranges for two dollars and now i have lots of oranges and im eating oranges now.
  • her wrote on 9 Aug '09, 17:49 report
    oh! and the strawberries that i gorged on for 2.50 a punnet but when i went back were kind of manky, are now 3.50 a punnet!!
  • lisa wrote on 9 Aug '09, 18:20 report
    I think it's possible for strawberries to go from nice looking to fermented slop in a matter of hours
  • her wrote on 11 Aug '09, 12:49 report
    im listening to the thing the world is telling me.

    im also deleting more people from facebook.
  • the_new_imorality wrote on 11 Aug '09, 14:08 report
    67 days until the Burnie Ten.


    ehhh
  • chent wrote on 11 Aug '09, 15:37 report
    Would you really promise them that you'd not lead them into masturbation?

    ...power and the glory-hole... amen...
  • iila olive wrote on 11 Aug '09, 23:34 report
    ,
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