What do your hands smell like? Last page

  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:44 report
    Blue spray paint

    Because someone wrote 'Emma you sucks' on the outside of my house awhile ago, and I tried to decorate it with some blue today.
  • dork wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:45 report
    awesome.

    mine smell like Alberto Vo5 styling wax that I just put in my hair because I'm going out to dinner.
  • random poster wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:47 report
    yesterday it was scallops.
    i had to warn the old lezzos who saunter into my room looking for fresh cunt on an hourly basis that i ad not been masturbating and that it was indeed the scent from a food product.
    over and above the hands - i spilt the fucken shit all down my hoodie and skull tee and had the taste in my mouth until i went to sleep.
    some smartarses tried to tell me last night that it was all my fault but i told them off.
  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:47 report
    it's a hard life, isn't it?

    It actually said 'Emma, I decree you sux'
  • dork wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:48 report
    That's quite a funny bit of graffiti.

    But not very nice.

    If it's serious.

    Randy, why didn't you just brush your teeth?
  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:50 report
    Oh no. They were just joking. That's why they spray pianted it in big letters on my house.

    Randy, why didn't you just brush your teeth?
    She must have lesbain teeth.
  • andrew wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:53 report
    there is no lesbian in randy. Heaps of queer, but no lesbian.

    my hands smell of my chest as i just scratched it.
  • lisa wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:54 report
    I used to try to keep the scent of my lover between the bases of my fingers.

    Right now it smells a bit like jasmine rice
  • random poster wrote on 19 Jul '05, 16:55 report
    I did.
    several fucking times.
    it was THAT strong.
    it was beyond freshening the palate for the scallops had become me, I had become the scallops. for I did not have blood running through my veins, NO! I had the essence of scallop, i did not have hair yesterday, rather i had strands of scallop.
    there were precisely 5 x scallop in that pie and each and every one of the little nigs fucken fused into my soul - including the id.
  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:00 report
    andrew:
    there is no lesbian in randy. Heaps of queer, but no lesbian.
    She just had lesbian on her. An elaborate rouse.
  • lisa wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:02 report
    I know a man who had the permanent smell of goats. Apparently it is normal for people who live with goats to smell like them constantly.

    I've been told I smell like milk. I quite like that.

    I like it when you're so ill you can smell it coming out o your pores. That is amazing.
  • random poster wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:04 report
    I have done "it".
    twas slighly difficult though.
    I kept it up for 3 months, even managed to talk and look person in the eye.
    I could do it again but they'd have to have better physical qualities and only a one nighter unless they proved to have some sort of similar kink going whereby that could be exploited in some sort of private establishment of some sort.
  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:09 report
    What about that rumour that serial killers have a particular smell about them - that when someone goes mad like that, they exude a strange odour.
    Debbie Harry said that about her run-in with a possible TEd Bundy. She said he smelled like nothing she had ever smelt before in her life. I have always wondered about that smell.
  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:10 report
    I could already tell that, random.
  • pixel wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:10 report
    My hands smell like my hair because I was just pulling it out of my face.
  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:11 report
    my hair smells like the hands of many women and cigarettes.
  • lisa wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:16 report
    I remember my dog getting attacked in the street by these two other dogs. My brother, dad and I were there and it was awful. One of the dogs had my dog by the head and was actually flipping him from side to side, then the other dog grabbed him by the shoulder and was pulling away at it like at a tug of war. The dogs were excaped pig hunters and we were really scared.

    The smell was the most frightenning thing. It was a warm smell and it was like fear or something. It was a completely repulsive yet energetic smell.
  • random poster wrote on 19 Jul '05, 17:21 report
    I could already tell that, random.
    yeah i do repeat myself. wait til you get over 30.
  • katch wrote on 19 Jul '05, 18:11 report
    my hands smell like chalk and the mats we have at circus......fucking kids
  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 19 Jul '05, 18:23 report
    Never let the mushrooms take a bath.
  • hangsfromrafters wrote on 19 Jul '05, 18:55 report
    my hands smell of mud. and for about the first time in twentythree years they DO NOT smell of cigarettes.
  • fallon wrote on 19 Jul '05, 19:08 report
    My hands smell of aftershave, cause I'm gonna try and use my gentlemanly wiles to get laid tonight.
  • spirit lust wrote on 19 Jul '05, 19:14 report
    My fingertips smell of pot/tobacco smoke, and my palms sort of smell like sex. There's a tinge of moisturiser too.
  • the_new_imorality wrote on 19 Jul '05, 21:27 report
    my hands smell chemically. Had my nails done yesterday while I was locked out of my flat
  • lisa wrote on 19 Jul '05, 21:31 report
    My hands just smell like me

    goodnight
  • dork wrote on 19 Jul '05, 21:48 report
    Cigarettes.
  • sleepycat wrote on 20 Jul '05, 01:57 report
    Left - ash (non-cigarette)
    Right - nothing
  • pasperou wrote on 20 Jul '05, 09:49 report
    me too.




    What a Wonderful World.
  • lisa wrote on 20 Jul '05, 09:54 report
    I don't know what my hands smell like today because my nose doesn't work.

    I hope they smell like my bed. That would be nice.
  • harto wrote on 20 Jul '05, 10:51 report
    chode
  • dane hunnerup wrote on 20 Jul '05, 10:54 report
    rank
  • katch wrote on 20 Jul '05, 15:11 report
    today my hands smell like dope, guys and kinda like sex..........it's odd but nice
  • lisa wrote on 20 Jul '05, 15:32 report
    gosh I love boysmell! It's the best, most yummy thing in the world!
  • dork wrote on 20 Jul '05, 16:28 report
    Toast and cigarettes.

    No actually. Just cigarettes. Again.

    How boring.
  • dane hunnerup wrote on 20 Jul '05, 16:40 report
    tiger balm
  • andrew wrote on 20 Jul '05, 17:05 report
    soap.
  • pixel wrote on 20 Jul '05, 17:10 report
    Back of right hand smells like the deoderant of the boy I fucked last night (go figure).

    Fingers on right hand smells vaguely of cigarettes and the tote.

    Left hand smells like my hair product because I just ran it through my hair.
  • music_girly wrote on 20 Jul '05, 20:32 report
    I thought pixel had 3 hands for a moment there...
  • spirit lust wrote on 20 Jul '05, 21:45 report
    My son's hair. I'm so happy he's home.
  • dextrometh orphan wrote on 21 Jul '05, 15:33 report
    shiva

    strongly of tuna.
  • lisa wrote on 21 Jul '05, 23:32 report
    I can smell again! I just had a very hot black tea and it has cleared my cavities and my hands.. they smell like guinea pigs! hahaha!
  • random poster wrote on 22 Jul '05, 08:19 report
    they have weird hands those things.
  • istoleyourbiclighter wrote on 22 Jul '05, 09:46 report
    my hands smell like cock.
  • lisa wrote on 2 Aug '05, 12:40 report
    my hands smell like sleepiness
  • defmudfly wrote on 2 Aug '05, 12:42 report
    my hands smell like mandarin
  • pasperou wrote on 2 Aug '05, 12:43 report
    mine smell like blood.
  • ~spreckenstein~ wrote on 2 Aug '05, 12:45 report
    left: avon exfoliator i used this morning
    right: chow mein noodles
  • defmudfly wrote on 2 Aug '05, 12:48 report
    hahah...metro
  • katch wrote on 2 Aug '05, 13:53 report
    photography chemicals...
  • ~spreckenstein~ wrote on 2 Aug '05, 14:11 report
    defmudfly: wtf? how the fuck did you know i was a metro!? omg liek wanna fuck!?
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